SHE
SHE: Die la..
Me: Die?
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Me: If didn't get 50 ppl to register how ah? Will die one ah?
Friend: Yea, will die la!
Me: Oh no, how?? This kind of event nobody wants to go one. Either they're busy or not interested. Die la?
Friend: You won't die la, only SHE will die coz it's her project ma. You did all you can already, nothing to do with you.
Me: Oh? That means, I accidentally killed her?
Friend: *Laugh-Out-Loud* funny la you!
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Well, she didn't die.
I've been doing my best to call all the managers to get them register for the event last week. Not many RSVP-ed. Only 31 names for the entire week.
Today, the last day of registration. I prayed for God's favour before I speak. No joke, yea, I literally prayed!
He's indeed the El-shadai! He's the provider. He did not stop at 50 people registering, but he gave me up to 58 people. A double portion increment in just.. ONE day.
Hence, she didn't die..
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There are some funny names that got me laughing as I called (of course after I hung up).
Ivon Yap (pronounced as Ivan Yap) is a FEMALE... --> Miss Ivon Yap
Nur Jasmin is a MALE... --> Encik Nur Jasmin
and the last but not least, someone by the name of Horny Yuen. Did I just say HORNY?
EDIT:
Imagine if I had to call this manager and I went like this (basically, I DID! But he was away for a meeting), "Hello, good morning. May I speak to Mr HORNY please?"
or the informal one by Yoong Kang,
"Hi, are you HORNY?"
"Yes, I'm HORNY. 'sup?"
Till then, signing OFF
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